Thursday 25 August 2011

五位乘客、四个降落伞

以下是老朋友给我的电子邮件,觉得挺有趣的,在这里与大家分享:
5 Passengers 4 Parachutes...    
An aeroplane was about  to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4  parachutes.

The first passenger  said, "I am President Obama, the chosen  one. The world needs me, I  can't afford to die."  So he took the first parachute  and left the aircraft.

The second  passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of  Australia and I am the smartest woman in  Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to  die."  She took the second parachute and jumped out of  the aircraft.

The third passenger, Bob Brown,  said, "I'm the leader of the Australian Greens and the  nation needs my guidance and my boyfriend would miss me."   So he grabbed the parachute next to him and  jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-PM John  Howard, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old  schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country  the best I could.  I will sacrifice my life and let you  have the last parachute."

The little girl said, "That's okay,  Mr. Howard.  There's a parachute left for  you. Australia’s smartest woman took my  schoolbag!”      

   Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....!!!